Emedinews: Laughter the best medicine: Bit of political fun

Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt politician se poochha, "Saab, ye Swiss Bank wala kya lafda hai?"

The politician shouted, "Abey, tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar raha hai?"

Nai: "Sorry Saab, aise hi poochh liya."

Agle din dusre politician se bal kaat-te waqt poochha, "Saab, ye kaala dhan kya hota hai?"

Politician shouted, "Tum humse ye sawaal kyon poochha?"

Nai: "Sorry Saab, bas aise hi poochha liya."

Next day, CBI interrogated the Nai, "Are you an agent of Opposition party?
Nai: "Nahin, Saab Ji."

CBI: "To tum baal kat-te waqt political netaon se faltu ke sawaal kyon karte ho?"

Nai: "Saab, na jaane kyon Swiss Bank aur kaale dhan ke naam par in politicians ke baal khade ho jate hain, aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai is liye poochhta rehta hoon."

(Contributed by Vivk Kumar, Bangalore)