Two cops are talking, one cop says that every time he pulls over a drunk, he always says that he only had 2 beers. The next time I pull one over & he tells me the truth, I let him go. Later that day he pulls over a drunk driver. He's so drunk the cop has to hold him up. He asked the person what had he been drinking? The drunk said: "Beer." The cop asked how many. The drunk puts up one finger & then a second finger. The cop said: "Two!!!" The drunks said: "No, 11."
[Contributed by Dr G M Singh]
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