There were three men in a lifeboat in shark infested water - a lawyer, doctor and a minister. All of a sudden the boat began to spring a leak, so as they were bailing out the water one of them looked over the side and printed there were the words: 'maximum capacity 2 persons', so they decided to draw straws and see who would jump overboard and save the other two. The lawyer drew the short straw and said: "Well I will see you on shore and then he jumped out of the boat and began to swim and the sharks instead of attacking him formed a clear lane like an honor guard. "It's a miracle they didn't attack him!", said the minister. "Oh it's no miracle just professional courtesy", said the doctor.
(Contributed by Dr GM Singh)
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